Katy Perry Discovers John Mayer Cheating, Reaches Out To Russell Brand

December 20, 2012 By:
Katy Perry Discovers John Mayer Cheating, Reaches Out To Russell Brand

 

I legit forgot that John Mayer and Katy Perry were still dating. If it isn’t Taylor Swift and Harry Styles, I don’t wanna know about it.

But if my month counting skills serve me correctly, these two have been dating for 5 months, which in Hollywood is basically a solid enough relationship to get engaged.

Or maybe not. John is supposedly cheating on Katy with a mystery woman that he’s been sexting for two years.

Apparently John has a side piece, or booty call, or hook-up buddy, or call it what you will, but there’s a mystery chick that John calls on a regular basis when he wants to bow-chicka-wow-wow. 

Or as a source told Life & Style more elegantly than I did, “They meet frequently, just for sex dates. And they sext each other almost constantly.”

Poor Katy Perry, apparently she’s really into John, adds the source. And who is this random woman? She’s apparently NOT famous. Where do celebrities even meet random non-famous girls? Whole Foods? Yoga Class? Bootsy Bellows? Where do they go!?! Uhh, I mean, I’m asking for a friend.

Katy Perry really needs to start picking guys with zero sex drive, because apparently her and Russell’s split was because of his sex addict antics.

Speaking of Russell, Katy reportedly emailed him to congratulate him on his 10 year anniversary of sobriety.

“Although they’ve broken up, Katy knows how important this milestone is for Russell. She wanted to let him know that she was thinking of him and that she was still proud of what he has achieved," a source told The Sun. 

Hmmm, wonder if she was reaching out to rekindle their old flame. Naw, it couldn’t be…could it?!