Start collecting (or paying up, losers) the official amount you've earned (or owe, LOSERS) in the cubicle-wide bet circulating around your office regarding Katy Perry and John Mayer's relationship…
The two have split.
(Go ahead; take my $25 because I was expecting this to happen waaaaay sooner.)
The couple's official spy Us Weekly is making the claim that their on-again-off-again romance is once again off-again with multiple sources confirming the break-up.
"It's sad," a source close to the couple says to Us.
However, this isn't just any old source. S/he appears to be the saucy, eye-rolling best friend from every romantic comedy ever who routinely keeps the plot in check with a #justsaying remark they say a little too loud in a posh restaurant.
Basically, this source is totally unfazed by Katy and John's split because s/he will believe it when s/he sees it. *finger snaps* *sassy neck roll*
"It's not over until it's over," the source loudly sighs to the magazine. "You have to see how things play out." Oh no you didn't, source!
However, there is a glimmer of hope (for those of you who can't afford to pay those bets before your lunch break tomorrow) according to another source close to their relationship, one who's a little more optimistic.
"She's leaving the window open," the second source reveals. "They have both been so focused on work."
As expected, this bump in the road comes down to their respective careers. Katy's been spending most of her time and energy on her third studio album in L.A., while John's still trying to get his music back on track following intensive throat surgery. Oh, and he also has been prepping for a live Google Hangout chat set for this Thursday. You know what they say, right? The couple that can't Gchat together, can't chat together in real life.