Last week there were reports that Katy Perry ended her whirlwind 122-show “California Dreams” tour to start “work on her family.” Before that she went on the Ellen Degeneres show and was like foaming at the mouth with talk of babies, saying, “If it doesn’t hurt the first time. I’ll keep popping them out.”
So naturally, the tabloid world was on Katy Perry pregnancy watch. I mean, we’re on pregnancy watch all the time, but this time all the signs pointed to “pregnant,” or at least, “thinking about becoming pregnant.”
Luckily for us, we caught up with Katy Perry last night at the American Music Awards and set the record straight.
When asked if Katy Perry had any babies in her future, Perry blatantly tells Hollyscoop, “Hell No!”
There you have it. Not pregnant, and absolutely no babies in her near future.
Let’s take a look at how the rumors started. Katy’s first mistake was showing up to MTV EMA’s wearing a skintight dress that wasn’t too forgiving around the waist area. Naturally, some “girly” bloggers started pointing fingers at what might be a baby bump, but c’mon, Katy Perry is just not “Taylor Swift skinny,” give her a break. While she may choose to wear rubber dresses sometimes, very few people can pull off those slender dresses she wears without the aid of some ironclad spanx.
Then Katy went on The Ellen Degeneres Show about two weeks ago and was talking nonstop about having babies, which I guess is a normal thing to discuss, but is also kind of not. She said some things like, “I want to have kids. I’m totally fine with saying that” and also, “I would love to have children. I think that’s one of the reasons you get married.”
Then she performed in Madison Square Garden last week and because she was so bloated she looked a little bit preggers. She even addressed the audience saying it was just a food baby and that she had eaten too much “New York City Pizza.” Don’t you hate it when you eat too much pizza and everyone’s patting your stomach and saying things like “Is it a boy or a girl” and then you’re like “B-tch please, it’s a ham and pineapple pizza!”
Then, some source told Page Six that the reason she is ending her California Dreams tour this Wednesday is not because she’s performed in 122 cities, which is a very valid reason to stop touring, but rather because she wants to focus on having kids.
Well, now we know that none of that is true. Now, someone who we should be concerned about her uterus is Christina Aguilera. If that isn’t a baby bump underneath that Herve Leger bandage dress she really needs to consult with a stylist.