If you happen to be a lucky resident of The Colonial House, the fancy West Hollywood apartment complex where Katy Perry resides, you might have caught an earful of Katy and John Mayer having loud sex. “Lucky” being a term I use very loosely.
Apparently, people don’t like hearing famous people making sexy time and Katy’s neighbors are completely annoyed by their banshee sex.
The couple apparently has “very loud sex, keep very late hours and like to turn up the tunes,” says a report in Star.
“Honey, what’s that sound coming from the neighbors yard? Is a cat dying?” “I think that’s Katy Perry having sex with John Mayer,” “Well, tell it to stop, it’s giving me stress nightmares.”
Did you expect anything less from these two? John infamously called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm” and Katy Perry was married to a sex addict, Russell Brand. These two had excellent training for this kind of thing.
Hey, you know that Katy Perry song, “Wide Awake?” Yeah, that song was about this.
Suck it neighbors! These are the hazards of living in Hollyweird.