Ladies and gents… Welcome to the main event of celebrity entertainment news.
It’s time to break down Hollywood’s breakdowns. Like any other week, there’s plenty of drama to go around. We’ve got the usual suspects and some rarely seen new faces.
Katy Perry is popping up all over headlines lately. With her new film Katy Perry: Part of Me on the horizon, it isn’t her purple hair that's catching people’s attention. It’s her divorce with Russell Brand that the film exposes.
Many of the glossies are taking a closer look at the heartbreaking split of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. Now under the microscope, every girl seen out with the pirate-playing actor is being accused of his new fling.
For your reality fix, there’s some quality updates in the “Teen Mom” and “Bachelor”/“Bachelorette” worlds. Catelynn is officially not pregnant and Emily Maynard is officially making the rounds.
If you must, there’s some Kardashian bits and pieces to read that aren’t really that interesting.
Buckle up, and keep all your legs and arms inside… It’s time for another action-packed ride across this week’s celebrity headlines…
“Paula Deen: How I Lost 30 Lbs” – After a diabetes diagnosis, Paula Deen gave up the deep-fried butter and traded in her size 18 for a size 10.
“Katy Perry: The Truth About Her Spilt with Russell” – The truth is that Russell wanted babies and Katy was being a baby about it.
“Johnny Depp: New Life as a Single Man” – After the death of Hollywood’s best couple ever, Johnny has been seen with a collection of other women including co-star Amber Heard and publicist Robin Baum.
“Channing Tatum Takes (it) Off!” – The actor talks about getting in shape for Magic Mike, a feature-length excuse for housewives to get their rocks off.
“Johnny’s Broken Heart” – After People just got done telling you how happy he was, Us will talk about his broken heart: booze, women, and family drama.
“Jen’s Sexy Vacation” – Exclusive photos of Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux’s vacation in Capri. Is it the vacation that was sexy or the people that were on it?
“The Next Bachelor” – It’s Roberto Martinez… Why Ali’s furious and why we should care.
“Why Maci & Kyle Can’t Let Go” – “Teen Mom” star Maci Bookout broke up with Kyle King after the show wrapped. Now they’re thinking of getting back together.
“Stabbed in the Heart By Her Own Mother” – “Teen Mom” mom Catelynn calls her second pregnancy a “hoax” and lets loose on her crazy mom and her slew of lies.
“Katie Alone, Suri’s in Tears” – While Tom Cruise was off taking his shirt off for Rock of Ages, Katie’s struggling with the kids.
“Up Close” – Brian Austin Green kisses and caresses his wife Megan Fox’s now almost positively pregnant belly.
“Kourtney Tells Scott ‘I Despise You!’” – Don’t we all, Kourtney?
“Stars Without Makeup!” – Cameron Diaz, Katherine Heigl, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Hilary Swank, Julia Roberts, Kristen Stewart… Pages upon pages of stars caught in their not-so-gorgeous moments.
“Kelly’s Drunken Breakdown” – Kelly Osbourne allegedly got smashed on a flight after getting the news that her brother was diagnosed with MS.
“It’s Baby Time!” - The people who broke the “news” that the couple had already married and honeymooned report that Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson are thinking babies…
“Inside Their Romantic Honeymoon” – Leah and Jeremy from “Teen Mom” share some quality time at a lakeside beach in Murrells Inlet in South Carolina.
“Kourtney and Scott’s Baby Joy!” – The most volatile of the Kardashian couples have “officially” produced more offspring. This time a daughter via water birth… Ew. (NOTE TO READER: The newborn is a shot of their son Mason, not the new baby, who may or may not have breached yet)
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“Secret Calls to Brad” – “The Bachelorette” Emily Maynard is worried that she might have picked the wrong dude after all and can’t keep track of all the guys she’s in love with.
“Jessica’s Weight Battle” – An inside look at why Jessica Simpson is finding it hard to make good on her $4 million Weight Watchers deal.
“Justin Will Never Propose” – Despite Jennifer Aniston’s desires, like most guys, boyfriend Justin Theroux has a hard time committing.
“Angie’s Secret Hotel Hookups” – Angelina Jolie is reportedly hooking up with a tattooed sawmill worker in her hotel room. Brad is troubled by this…
“Dolly Parton’s Alzheimer’s Nightmare!” – Along with most of today’s youth, three of her relatives are having trouble remembering this aging country icon.