Stars just can't live normal lives without being photographed by paparazzi. Can't go for a walk, can't go to the beach with a friend, can't have your toddler pick up a pack of dong shaped gummies...
With daughter Suri in hand, Katie Holmes visited a NYC restaurant called Serendipity 3, when Suri was photographed examining a package (no pun intended) of penis-shaped gummy....penises.
Holmes discussed the incident on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
"We go in and we're waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy-part gummies. And I was horrified!"
After DeGeneres asked, "boy part?" Holmes explained: "P-E-N-I-S gummies. And I said, 'Oh wow, those aren't swedish fish.'"
Poor Suri is going to grow up never knowing what a penis is. Holmes said she didn't want to tell her daughter to put them back, because it would just make her ask questions.
"I didn't really want to have that conversation," Holmes said.
I can just see Suri asking her first boyfriend why his "boy part" is shaped like a gummy bear.