Katie Holmes Is Endorsing Mayonnaise Now

September 26, 2013 By:
Katie Holmes Is Endorsing Mayonnaise Now
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She was once married to the biggest movie star on the planet. Now she’s endorsing whipped egg whites. Can you guess the Hollywood star that has traded in A-List premieres for mayonnaise launch parties?!

Yes. Katie Holmes. THE Katie Holmes is hocking mayonnaise now because what is a former teen star turned professional Scientologist dummy turned fun NY mom gonna do for cash?

Endorse Hellman’s Mayonnaise, obviously.

We’re sure there’s some kind of charity angle involved, but you guys, let’s be real. Mayonnaise. It’s mayonnaise. It’s Katie Holmes and it’s mayonnaise and it’s not a joke.

Oh also, at the mayonnaise “unveiling” (what?) Katy and partygoers were served chocolate mayonnaise cupcakes because OMG everything is gross right now.