Celebrity Roundup: It's Headline Wednesday!

July 4, 2012 By:
Celebrity Roundup: It's Headline Wednesday!

No,, that’s not the sound of early fireworks. It’s your weekly celebrity headlines exploding.

In case you’re a week behind on entertainment news or just returned from a desolate island vacation without an Internet connection, let me break some news for ‘ya… KATIE HOLMES AND TOM CRUISE ARE DONESKI!

That’s right. Katie filed the divorce papers to initiate the termination of their marriage. What makes this news even more shocking is the fact that no one – including Tom – saw it coming. The actor is currently stationed in Iceland shooting a new sci-fi film and was reportedly completely blindsided by the news.

As a result of this breaking news, all other stories were overshadowed. One biggie this week was Adele’s new pregnancy and possibly and impending engagement. Congrats to her and her man Simon Konecki!

Also, Ann Curry gave her final performance as co-anchor on NBC’s “Today” show last week in a teary-eyed goodbye. Now everyone is speculating about her beef with Matt Lauer.

Other than that, it’s the usual chaos…

Break out the barbeque, chips, and Bud Light, folks… It’s time for the Fourth of July edition of your Celebrity Roundup…


“Why Katie Left Tom” – After Katie and her dad devised a plan, she filed for divorce. Since then, it’s all people are talking about… Hence, the People cover. The extended feature delves into Suri, Scientology, and other relationship secrets.

“Adele’s Joy” – Talent isn’t the only thing brewing in the British singer’s body. She’s also got a bun in the oven and fans are pumped!

Us Weekly:

“Katie Breaks Free” – More details on the split. Tom was reportedly blindsided by the news while Katie had been planning the move for months. She’s demanding custody and wants Suri away from Scientology.

“Adele’s Baby Joy!” – Hey look… The same headline as People. Oh, and also she might be getting engaged to baby daddy Simon Konecki.

“She Wants His Baby!” – Just like in the Twilight films, Kristen Stewart wants Rob Pattinson’s baby and she wants it bad. Hopefully the real one won’t have fangs…

“Ann Curry Not Speaking to Matt” – The former “Today” show host didn’t see her firing coming and now she’s pissed!

In Touch:

“The Fight for Suri” – Like most ugly divorces, Tom and Katie will drag the kid into theirs.

“Twilight Wedding” – It’s official (according to In Touch). Rob is “ready for everything” with Kristen Stewart. He wants to propose and make babies ASAP.

“Jen parties with Brad’s BFF” – Jen Aniston was seen boarding a private jet with her boyfriend Justin Theroux. George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were their travel mates.

“Don’t Call Me Fat” – That’s what Hilary Duff said. Weight-wise, after Luca’s birth, she’s where she wants to be.


“Body Crisis” – Jessica Simpson does a fabulous job at not losing her baby weight and she “can’t get married looking like this!”

“Why I Gave Up Sex” - RHWONYC’s Sonja Morgan wants to be bigger than Bethenny and she’s doing the exact opposite to get there.


“Jen’s in Tears” – Justin Theroux reportedly finally proposed to Jen Aniston… She said no.

“Rihanna's Risky Behavior” – The hip-hop singer’s tendency to allegedly sleep around Hollywood could tragically get her knocked up.

“Casper’s Gay Controversy” – Casper’s allegedly gay (shocker?). How J.Lo is taking the news.

“Kanye’s Jealousy Explodes” – Kim gets a text message at night and Kanye thinks she’s cheating on him.

Life & Style:

“The Queen Humiliates Kate” – Queen Elizabeth is so jealous of the attention that Kate Middleton gets she made her curtsy to Will’s cousins… Blasphemy!

National Enquirer:

“Summer Beach Bodies” – The good (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Rihanna, Hayden Panettiere...), the bad (Goldie Hawn, Gemma Collins…) and the helpless (Ajay Rochester…)

“Katie Was Sick of Sham Marriage” – Recaps all the signs that Katie Homes wanted out all along.