You know that horrible family vacation you took to Disney World where it rained the entire time? Well, it’s nothing compared to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s recent vacation from Hell that they took in France.
Following photos that showed the Duchess bottomless, the naked photo extravaganza just keeps getting worse and worse for the royal couple.
The latest report tells the story of a naked Will… And, not only that, but there could be a video too!
An excerpt from a report in the UK’s Telegraph lays out the dirty inside secrets…
"Newspaper pictures editors tell me there are as many as 270 pictures being hawked around, which feature both the Duchess and Prince William naked – only 24 have appeared thus far. The Palace's nightmare is that the pictures are stills from a video."
Did you hear that? I think the Queen just popped a couple Bayer aspirins…
The story goes on to reveal Kate as the third most popular “p*rn babe” in recent weeks, according to website freeones.co.uk, an online search engine that aggregates free photos of p*rn actresses…
So, Kate... We now crown you the disrobed Duchess of Display!
Hollyscoop has already established that, whoever is responsible for the photo scandal was not associated with the royal staff.
If the grainy photos – likely taken from far away and perched in a tree – didn’t give it away, a statement from the palace, saying that "there is no evidence that staff was involved” surely did.
Either way, one things for sure… We’re all fans of the no clothes couple!