Kate Middleton and Prince William are going to have a lot on their hands once this baby arrives because they’re going to have an excitable loudmouth, presumably drunk, uncle Prince Harry to also take care of.
Unlike Kate and Will, who have remained mum and coy and just super British about the gender of their child, Harry is just blabbing on and on that it’s a boy.
“Harry has been telling everyone Will and Kate are having a boy and how thrilled he is at the prospect of having a little nephew,” a source told the Sunday People. “He said the whole family were excited about it. Apparently Kate has always wanted a boy.”
This runs contrary to the speculation that Kate is having a girl when she supposedly caught herself mid-sentence during a public appearance in Grimsby. When gifted a teddy bear by a spectator, she started, “I will take that for my d…” before presumably remembering her orders not to reveal anything about the pregnancy. She wanted to cut herself off before the Queen’s guillotine had a chance to, undoubtedly.
If these reports of Prince Harry making himself the blathering Ryan Lochte of parties with this royal baby intel are true, then naturally, he couldn’t be the only one to know. If we’ve learned anything from "Downton Abbey," it’s that secrets always trickle from the top down and if Harry weren't a prince, he'd be a footman.
“The close inner circle all know that it’s a boy and they’re busily buying gifts with a boy theme. There will be an awful lot of blue in their house.”
Then again, Prince Harry can barely be trusted with wearing clothes, so why start with the most nationally buzzed about topic of the past seven months?