Kate Middleton's New Due Date Revealed

April 4, 2013 By:
Kate Middleton's New Due Date Revealed
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The Duchess has spoken! No seriously, the Duchess has spoken! We honestly didn’t know she had a voice box.

Kate Middleton is doing a rare thing by talking and of all things, she revealed the due date of her baby!

“It’s around mid-July but apparently babies have their own agenda,” Kate told reporters earlier today.

Kate is in Scotland for a charity trip, naturally. We’re surprised she announced her due date. She’s usually so private! Now the paparazzi are going to be on uber-stalk-alert in the middle of July. Perhaps that wasn't wise of her.

And what does “babies have their own agenda” mean? Babies don’t regularly show up months before they are supposed to.

Kate and Prince William also went to a tennis match and Prince William got cheeky during a speech at the game.

“Catherine, who, you may have noticed, is limited a little in the sports she can play right now, has had to hold herself back from grabbing a tennis racquet and challenging me to a full game. I am far too much of a gentleman to say who would win,” says Will.

Oh, what a right jolly good joke. Good on you, chap! Muah hua hua!