Kate Middleton Admits to Pre-Wedding Jitters

April 12, 2011 By:
Kate Middleton Admits to Pre-Wedding Jitters

With an estimated two billion people tuning in, I wouldn’t blame Kate Middleton and Prince William for running off to Vegas and eloping at this point.

While the two were touring northern England on Monday, Kate was asked if she was nervous about the big day.
“Yes, of course I am,” Kate responded. “I can’t believe it’s coming very soon now.”

I believe the royalty-to-commoner translation of that statement is: “No sh-t. It’s in like, two weeks, you moron.”

Kate and William have chosen singer George Michael to perform at their wedding, and the singer says he’s ready for the event.

“I think I’ve chosen a song for William and Kate…I think it’s a perfect fit. It was written in the 70s by a genius,” Michael Tweeted.

I swear, if it’s Elton John’s Your Song, I’m throwing a bitch fit. On the other hand, if it’s Faith, my face will explode.