While the two were touring northern England on Monday, Kate was asked if she was nervous about the big day.
“Yes, of course I am,” Kate responded. “I can’t believe it’s coming very soon now.”
I believe the royalty-to-commoner translation of that statement is: “No sh-t. It’s in like, two weeks, you moron.”
Kate and William have chosen singer George Michael to perform at their wedding, and the singer says he’s ready for the event.
“I think I’ve chosen a song for William and Kate…I think it’s a perfect fit. It was written in the 70s by a genius,” Michael Tweeted.
I swear, if it’s Elton John’s Your Song, I’m throwing a bitch fit. On the other hand, if it’s Faith, my face will explode.