At this rate, Jesse James could have his own TLC show. 19 Mistresses and Counting. The more significant subject here is, where the hell did Jesse James find 19 women willing to have sex with him? I'm famous for cheating on women, I style my hair like a serial killer, and I refuse to wear anything but an old, white T-shirt. So whaddya say we jump in the sack?
I don’t want to meet the women that say yes to that.
Kat Von D hopped on Facebook, yet again, to write a note to her fans about her relationship with Jesse James. Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg is just glad someone is actually using the notes application on Facebook.
"Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year," Von D wrote.
She and James had changed their relationship status throughout 2011, breaking and making up several times.
"I kept going back and forth in my mind as to what the best way would be for me to release and let go of any residual feelings remaining from that toxic relationship. All of this may sound petty or immature to some, but I assure you this is coming from a place of pure honesty and love."
Von D continues that she wanted to prove that Jesse James had in fact changed and wasn't the cheater everyone thought he was.
"There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better. Although this was not a primary purpose in the relationship, I did feel like it would be a positive thing for those who judged Jesse solely based on what they read in tabloids, to see that change is always possible – even in the people who seem hopeless."
Spoiler alert--it backfires.
"I still believe that, even if that change never occurs inside of him – because I see proof of change everyday – in others, and in myself. I’m far from perfect, but am willing to examine myself, and my patterns of dysfunction, and then put in the work to better myself. It’s a daily practice, but it’s working."
I'm guessing these two get back together by the end of the year.
"I deserve a big fat 'I told you so,' from everyone, and wish I didn't have to say, 'You all were more right than you'll ever know' but you were," she admits. "Not to worry, I've gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I've ever made, but learned so much from each of them."
Hopefully she learned something from the third grade photo of Jesse she got etched on her ribcage.