Kanye West: A Sex Tape Would Make Me More Famous

June 25, 2013 By:
Kanye West: A Sex Tape Would Make Me More Famous

Kanye West, aka God, has just revealed that maybe if he leaked his sex tape he would be as internationally known as his baby mama Kim Kardashian.

We all know that Kanye has a sex tape. If you didn’t know that, you can just assume it because who doesn’t? It’s like a teen-mom rite-of-passage nowadays.

For the record, Kanye’s sex tape is NOT with Kim Kardashian, it’s with another woman who apparently looks a lot like Kim. Kanye doesn’t seem to care if you see his sex tape. Heck, he’ll release it himself, because he says he’d rather have the world see him doing the dirty rather than let the public see another paparazzi pic of him.

“For the most part, I’d rather people have one of those home videos than some of the paparazzi photos that get published,” Kanye told magazine, and adds that it would only make his ego and power and popularity that much greater, “At least I recorded the sh*t myself. That tape couldn’t have hurt me in any way if it came out – it could only have helped.”

Kanye was actually considering releasing it, but then decided against it. Why? Nobody knows.

There are rumors that Kanye is OBSESSED with Kim’s sex tape, that he used to watch it all the time. Wonder if Kim’s seen Kanye’s tape? We have a hunch it’s probably the worst. The worst sex tape of all time. Yeah, we said it.