Kanye West Goes HAM on Drones

August 7, 2014 By:
Kanye West Goes HAM on Drones
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Man, why do drones always gotta be hating on our boy Kanye West?!

More REALNESS has surfaced from Kanye West’s deposition in the paparazzi lawsuit, specifically the fact that he’s going HAM on the drones that the paps fly over celebrity homes to get aerial images. Kanye West feels that he can’t teach his daughter how to swim in the pool WHEN THERE ARE HELLA DRONES ABOUT!

Here's his official drone deposition, word for word:


“Is your daughter stalked by like drones?”


Probably not, cuz you're not an international superstar like Kanye. 


“Are there drones flying where she’s trying to learn how to swim at age one?”


Nope, drones don't glide over the lames. 


“Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying?”


Yeah, sure. 


“Would it electrocute her?”


We don't know, maybe?


“Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn’t understand how to remote control the drone over their house?”


Drones, man.