Bruce Jenner has only Met Kanye Once

May 31, 2013 By:
Bruce Jenner has only Met Kanye Once
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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been dating for over a year. He’s the father of her unborn child and Kim has reportedly been friends with him for a decade but for some reason, Kim’s stepdad Bruce Jenner has only met him ONCE, because that’s normal.

We’ve been joking about how Kanye’s not supportive of Kim all throughout her pregnancy, but deep down we were hoping that he was around more than the media suggests. But according to Bruce, who’s like the only person in the Kardashian Klan that speaks the truth, Kanye truly is a would-be absentee dad.

“Actually, I have only met him once,” Bruce told Extra with a laugh.

“…Yeah he’s not around, he was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn’t been around,” says Bruce.

Mind you Bruce is laughing the whole time, like it’s the big Kardashian family joke that nobody freaking knows Kanye.

Brody Jenner (Kim’s stepbrother) who joins “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” this season chimed in, “I’ve never even met Kanye!”

Now Bruce and Brody are having a huge laugh over this, over the ridiculousness that they don’t even know Kim’s sperm donor when Brody realized they might get in trouble for these statements and quickly added this totally politically correct soundbite.

“Kim says great things about him and so does the entire family,” Brody quickly uttered.

It’s almost like Kris Jenner was screaming through an earpiece in his ear or something.