Snooki -- spared of ever having to actually work thanks to her Shore status – for some reason volunteers at a doggie daycare.
There’s a bit of priceless foreshadowing as Snook enters the room and chats up the actual employee:
“This is your job? It’s the easiest job ever.”
The rest of the clip consists of her getting attacked by little yipping dogs.
She screams and tries to fend off hyper little “jumpers,” and one in particular who keeps hurling itself upon her chest and “clawing” at her “t*ts.”
Snooki’s boob situation covered, JWoww then gets her butt reamed by her fiancé Roger, for an admitted ingrained aversion to honesty.
“Roger’s mad at the fact that I lie. I lie about stupid sh*t all the time. But I look at it like stupid lies and big lies.”
She then seems to give a fairly honest (we think?) assessment of their relationship.
“Trust is definitely the most important thing to Roger, and like, not lying. So… he f**ked up by dating me.”
Well, obviously this was filmed a while ago, so that storm must have blown over.
Hollyscoop spoke with the couple just the other day as she divulged another perceived big truth, “I just want a big ring.”
This latest episode in these Jersey girls' adventures in life and love airs tonight on MTV.