Jwoww is ready to become a mother. For the sake of not getting my ass kicked, I'm going to say 'Yay, she'll be a great mom'.

“Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year,” she tells Life & Style.

“I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.”

I can see it now. Little JWoww throws her first punch before she can walk. She'll crawl around in crop tops slapping other babies around.