Bless her heart, Jenni "Jwoww" Farley says covering Maxim magazine is her "highest accomplishment."
Finally putting her silicon investments to good use, JWoww is the newest Maxim magazine cover girl. The Jersey Shore star was elated when the magazine called and asked if she'd like to put on a tiny bikini and pose for the magazine while bending forward to ensure maximum boob exposure. What? That's what they do.
"I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment," says JWoww.
Jwoww says she felt right at home at the Maxim shoot, and no it wasn't because random girls were throwing punches and deuchbags were demanding that she make them pasta.
"This is the most fun I've ever had on a shoot, because it was 'Jersey Shore' meets sexy 'Maxim.' That's what I loved about it," says JWoww.
This is JWoww's third time in the mag, but the first time as a cover girl. However, let's get into the serious questions, like, What's up with the new season of "Jersey Shore."
Talking about the last season of the Jersey Shore kids in Italy she said, "it was insane. As everyone got to see, it was very dramatic. I'm glad we're going back to the Shore now, because Italy was hard."
Omigod, so hard having to go to Italy. It's so hard when you have a European vacation paid for, gosh I just HATE that.
However, even though she describes Italy as being "hard" she said she loved being there, because JWoww is an "art student" according to JWoww.
"You could put us anywhere, and we'd make a great show. But Italy was an especially amazing place for me, because I was an art history student. And besides the statues, I got to see the streets where, like, da Vinci and Michelangelo lived."
And then she threw a red cup full of vodka and red bull into the streets and yelled "Michelangelo was here b-tch!"
She's excited for the new season, because she claims she's less of a "b-tch" now.
"I was in a bad relationship during the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn't have," says JWoww, "I was definitely more of a bitch."
Of course, no Jersey Shore interview is complete without getting some tips on how to win in a girl fight. "Pull you hair back," says JWoww, "You don't want some b-itch yanking on your hair."
And I will leave you on that verbal gem.