“I think it’s pretty obvious that I should not be giving anybody love advice. Yeah, listen to a single male…That’ll work out.”
So maybe despite the fact that he’s rumored to have banged everyone from Olivia Wilde to Ashley Olsen, Justin Timberlake isn’t the mac daddy we thought he was.
Another reporter asked Justin if his Friends With Benefits costar, Mila Kunis, looked good naked. “Are you seriously asking me that question?” Timberlake responded. “You officially just became Captain Obvious. The answer is yes!”
I didn’t think it was possible to dislike Justin Timberlake any more than I already do, but surprisingly, him using the phrase, “Captain Obvious” has tapped into some part of my soul that takes my dislike of Justin Timberlake to a whole new level.
Then again, I just said “mac daddy.”
But anyway, it looks like despite rumors that he’s been “quietly seeing” ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake is flying solo. Or at least that's what he's telling people.
Alright, you know the drill. Another six months or so of pretending Justin Timberlake is Hollywood’s hottest bachelor. Then he reels in some chick way out of his league, and we all secretly wonder how the magnificent bastard pulled it off.