If we ever get married, we’re definitely inviting Jimmy Fallon.
That way it’ll give us a funny little story to share with our grandchildren (via the microchip implanted in all of our brains that let’s us Gchat mentally because it’ll be the year 2067).
Or it’ll just give us an intimate something to write in the new issue of Time magazine when we’re named one of the world’s 100 Most Influential People like Justin Timberlake.
It also lets us pretend we were invited.
On the southern coast of Italy where he and Jessica Biel had just tied the knot, Justin was overcome with spontaneity. He clinked his glass because he wanted to say something heartfelt, except it ended up spiraling into an "SNL" Digital Short.
"Picture this: I’m in the heart of an impromptu speech at my wedding reception in front of 150 guests, pouring it out to my lovely new bride," Justin writes in Time.
"You could hear a pin drop. I paused for just a moment in between thoughts. And then there was Jimmy, shouting a joke from his seat, sparking an improv between the two of us that went on for a good five or 10 minutes and had all our guests roaring with laughter."
Roaring with laughter? What a team these two are! Sounds like Justin and Jimmy should've gotten married.
"Interrupting the groom's speech at the wedding reception? Cracking jokes when your buddy is looking desperately for the words to say that he hopes his wife will remember forever?"
"It turned into a moment that everyone there will remember forever. Anyone else would have bombed on that stage. And then I would have kicked their a$$."
Cool story, bro.