Justin Theroux Is the Dark Lord of Sexiness

July 2, 2014 By:
Justin Theroux Is the Dark Lord of Sexiness
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All hail the new king in town, Justin Theroux.

Justin Theroux has a spooky way of reeling you in.

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It must be that eyebrow.

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Look at it just perched there on his face, casting a bewitching spell on all the land.

 

Now divert your attention to all that dark luscious hair resting atop his head like a crown of sex.

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Then, when you least expect it—BAM!—arms.

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Justin rarely steps out into the sunlight in a garment that isn’t black.

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Yet he still manages to ~sparkle~ at every angle.

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Theroux? More like we’d THUH-ROW ourselves at him if he ever crossed our paths…

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…just to get closer to THIS!

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He hits all the marks for Dark Lord of Sexiness: Motorcycle? Check.

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Leather jacket? Check.

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Derisive smirk? Check.

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Perfectly executed smolder? Check.

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Sunglasses and a thick scarf? Check and check.

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There’s no other title he could possibly possess…

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He’s the Dark Lord of Sexiness and he knows it.

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