Where there's a Monday through Friday workweek, there are five days of WTFs!
This is the bottle for Nicki Minaj’s next fragrance, Minajesty, and it’s scarier than Lady Gaga’s clown face paint. [E!]
Kelly Clarkson bought literary icon Jane Austen’s ring, but now she’s in a tug-of-war with Britain over its rightful owner. It’s like the Elgin Marbles of Pop Culture. [USA Today]
Justin Bieber is doing the unthinkable. He might buy Neverland Ranch. [Hollyscoop]
Justin also reveals how he gets girls: McDonald’s French fries. SWAG. [Hollyscoop]
Victoria Beckham takes a helicopter to her son’s parent/teacher evening, because she’s Victoria Beckham. [Hollyscoop]