BREAKING NEWS! Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are back together, or whatever, but according to a SOURCE (OMG WHO IS IT?!), Selena is reportedly “hypnotized” by him.
HYPNOTIZED BY BIEBER.
Selena is in the process of planning her 22nd birthday and she reportedly wants to invite Bieber, but all her friends are like, “GIRL NO!”
But Selena won’t listen because remember, she’s HYPNOTIZED by BIEBER.
She apparently has NO IDEA that he’s back with that chick Chantel Jeffries.
That’s Chantel on the left.
Remember Chantel Jeffries? She was the chick in Bieber’s car when he was arrested for a DUI.
YEAH OF COURSE YOU REMEMBER!
They looked really cozy last night...
IS ALL WE’RE SAYING!
We don’t even know who this other girl is?
This photo was also taken last night. #threesome
Bieber was also canoodling at a skating rink with a girl named Kayla Phillips.
This is Kayla.
Another Instagram model for Bieber’s harem of social media chicks.
Mind you, we’re supposed to believe that Selena and Justin are still trying to make their relationship work.
Yes, Selena, we’re having trouble believing it too.
Literally DAYS ago, Bieber posted THIS photo of Selena Gomez on Instagram.
And immediately deleted it, of course.
Even YouTube commenters are like, WHAAAA?
The point we’re trying to make here is that Justin Bieber has brainwashed Selena Gomez into dating him, even though he’s dating his way through all of Instagram’s #womancrushwednesdays
Yes, girl, the SHADE of it all.