Miley Has Bieber Fever

Last night, Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber enjoyed some raw fish as they became the main course on the Hollywood paparazzi menu.

So far there have been no death threats, on twitter, from Bieber fans directed as Miley Cyrus; however, this is most likely because Cyrus has no lady bumps that can come even close to those that Kim Kardashian is packing, and has the speaking voice of a middle-aged mine worker.

Some are speculating that the whole dinner hoopla was set up by Cyrus’ handlers to address the blow-back from her racy video “Can’t Be Tamed”, which shows her thrashing about in a birdcage. Apparently, she can’t be tamed except by an androgynous large toddler.