Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Hooking Up?

June 12, 2013 By:
Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber Hooking Up?

We live in a strange world now where Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber could legitimately be joining forces and fusing their celebrity brands or something.

That we could be living in a apocalyptic world where a Miley-Justin perfume could be hitting the shelves of a Wal-Mart near you.

The two were sighted at an LA hotspot, Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel for all you social climbers who need to squeeze another empty activity into your vapid agendas, and according to TMZ’s sources, did some “hardcore flirting.”

 

ustin showed up around 1:50 a.m. and went straight for Miley’s table. They laughed and were seen “flirting together” (smiling? grazing knees under the table? accidentally making and immediately breaking eye contact over and over again? who knows, who cares?) and just after 2 a.m. they both left at the same time.

Yes, these two partied, laughed their buzzed cuts off, and not just flirted, but flirted HARDCORE, all in the span of a mere 10 minutes. No, don’t bother questioning it. As Justin’s driving record illustrates, kid lives in the fast lane.

Speaking of cars, just hours before that, Justin’s leopard-spotted Audi, a vehicle so obnoxious your naked eye can view it from space, was seen leaving Miley’s home on Saturday night.

UPDATE:

Miley called into radio station The Kane Show and addressed the "flirting" rumors, saying, "I'm engaged," which we're all supposed to interpret as "Justin and Miley aren't hooking up," apparently.