Yep, this is still a thing. Bet you forgot all about Justin Bieber's baby daddy drama, but as it turns out, Mariah Yeater is still around, and she's still saying things.
Bieber infamously took that DNA test and somehow managed to spin it into making himself even cuter, and for that, I commend him. But Mariah Yeater's lawyers are now saying they don't even know where that Bieber DNA is.
"Bieber’s counsel hasn’t told me where Bieber’s alleged DNA is secured, nor has provided information substantiating the chain of custody and protocol utilized in the claimed DNA collection and testing,” Jeffery Leving said.
"If negotiations with Bieber’s counsel does not result in DNA testing of everyone under mutually agreeable and controlled conditions, then the legal proceedings will likely need to be refiled."
In the middle of all his DNA baby daddy paternity scandal bullsh-t, Beiber pulled a fast one and hypnotized us all with All I Want for Christmas Is You. Pretty soon we were all like: 'Mariah Who-ter? I don’t want a lot for Christmas, There's just one thing I need…'
In fact, if you tried typing in 'Justin Bieber Mariah Yeater' into Google, even Google was like, "Do you mean…Mariah Carey?"
But then the Chicago Sun-Times brought us all back to reality with an interview with the soon-forgotten Yeater.
“I dropped my lawsuit, but never my claim," Yeater told them. "I still definitely want a DNA test and I want to refile my paternity case -- I do believe he is the father."
They then asked her about Robbie Powell, the friend who claims he's the dad and was named in those incriminating text messages.
Yeater insisted: "He is not the father, and he’s locked up and out of the picture.”
Looks like the drama is still on. At least until Bieber does another duet.