If Selena Gomez or the whole Victoria Secret model thing doesn’t work out, Justin Bieber has a fall back plan.
Ke$ha—the excruciatingly underrated and ever-untamable white girl rapper—has offered up her services in the bedroom to the teen pop icon.
In the latest issue of Rolling Stone, the songstress confessed her Bieber fantasies. When probed by the entertainment mag, Ke$ha said she’d be more than willing to debut her warrior ways to the Biebs in the sack—so long as it wouldn’t get her arrested…
"Sure," Ke$ha said, adding, "Wait, is he even legal? Could I go to jail for this?”
When the reporter guaranteed Ke$ha that she could not be jailed for her dirty deeds as the Biebs is “of age,” she added a resounding confirmation.
“OK, then, I would,” she said. “We could go out and buy lottery tickets, vote, play putt-putt golf. All the things that are legal at the age of 18.”
Apparently in Tennessee—Ke$ha's homeland—18 is that magic time when you first get to smack a candy-colored ball around a Pirate-themed putting course…
“They take it really seriously. But you can marry your cousin — I think that’s legal at any age,” she added.
We request that you take Ke$ha’s comments with a grain of salt. This is, after all, the same gal who famously admitted to Ryan Seacrest that a ghost penetrated her earlier this year. (Also, Justin seems to be back with Selena, anyway.)
"I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name!” she said at the time. “He was a ghost! I'm very open to it."
Hopefully Bieber would at least leave his number.