Justin Bieber's Hair: $7,000 on eBay

February 25, 2011 By:
Justin Bieber's Hair: $7,000 on eBay

Justin Bieber’s dead skin cells have a going bid of $7,000 on eBay.

He plans to donate the money to charity, which is nice, but there’s nothing sadder than the idea of a bunch of starving African children begging Justin Bieber to sell his toenail clippings just so they can eat.

Earlier this week, Bieber appeared on Ellen, where he gave her a lock of his hair and said she inspired his new look.

If I were him, I’d be a little more careful on who I give my hair trimmings to. Ellen is one thing, but the last thing he’d want is some middle aged dude in Wisconsin winning the bid and using his DNA to try to create their own Justin Bieber.

It could never happen, but you know someone would try.