Justin Bieber has been adjusting to Hollywood quite nicely. And now, he’s even taken on the entitled, paranoid thought process of a true celebrity.
“Now that I’m on top, everyone wants to bring me down,” Bieber recently told V Magazine. “Everyone’s trying to tug at me and take my spot.”
I’m so proud of him. It was just yesterday that Justin was a humble, makeshift Internet celebrity thankful just to have some YouTube views. Now, it looks like he’s taking classes in the Charlie Sheen school of paranoia. Our boy is becoming a man!
Wait…but he hasn’t compared himself to someone totally out of his league yet. Oh yes, he has. So who is it? John Lennon? Gandhi? Margaret Thatcher?
“Floyd Mayweather.” Bieber says. “He’s the best boxer in the world. Now he is a champion. Every time he goes to a fight now, people are like, ‘He’s going to lose this time.’”
Considering Bieber is about as big as one of Floyd Mayweather’s calves, this is truly an irrelevant comparison. You’re doing great, Bieber!
But wait…there’s more! To completely solidify is celebrity diva status, Justin even talks about religion:
“A lot of people who are religious, I think they get lost. They go to church just to go to church.”
Yup. Unlike them, Justin Bieber talks directly to God.
“I’m not trying to disrespect them, but for me, I focus more on praying and talking to Him. I don’t have to go to church.”
JUSTIN: Dear Lord, I come to you in prayer…
GOD: HOLY CRAP! It’s JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!
Yes, I’m 100% sure God is a Belieber.