Justin Bieber Scheduled to Take Paternity Test Today

November 18, 2011 By:
Justin Bieber Scheduled to Take Paternity Test Today

After all the back and forth with the Justin Bieber paternity suit drama, it seems like the young pop star is going ahead with the DNA test.

DNA! DNA! DNA! That’s what I imagine the audience of the Maury Povich show chanting right this minute.

So there was some news that Mariah Yeater dropped the paternity suit, but then a day later her lawyers fired back that the suit was still on, so really at this point Justin Bieber is just ready for anything and willing to get this over with.

Last night, Scooter Braun, Bieber’s manager told Extra that, “He’s ready to take a paternity test, at any moment. We have one schedule for tomorrow.”

For those of you that are days-of-the-week challenged, that means that Bieber’s taking the test today. Omahgawwddd. Where are TMZ’s camera’s and why aren’t they outside the doctors office right now!?

Bran says that Bieber “doesn’t mind” and says “He’s like ‘I’m just going to go ahead of it and be fine.’”

Bieber’s pretty confident that he’s not the baby daddy, and I’m pretty sure no-one actually believes this Yeater chick anyways.

Bieber says he’s taking the paternity test because he wants to set a precedence that you don’t f-ck with Justin Bieber. Well, he said it in a more elegant fashion.

“We don’t want it to seem like its okay for everyone to say, like ‘I had Justin’s baby or having his baby,” says Bieber.

Don’t you love how Bieber’s swag “Accent” literally disappears when he talks about “serious things.”

Braun says that Bieber’s legal team is still considering suing Mariah Yeater once the results come back that he’s not the dad. However, Braun admits that he’s never even seen the lawsuit paperwork filed by Yeater, which only further proves that she’s full of crap.

“We’ve never even seen the lawsuit, but we’re going to just go ahead of this thing and go right after it. I think it’s important to hold people accountable for their actions.”

This news comes after Yeater was caught texting a friend to delete text messages that reveal that Justin Bieber is in fact, NOT the baby’s father.

TMZ got a hold of a text that read from Yeater to a friend, “Pleeeeease ERASE ALL MESSAGED from my mom where she says Tristyn is Robbie’s Son. I’ll kick u when we get paid.”

Then Bieber’s publicist released a statement to E! News that says, “This information proves Mariah Yeater fabricated the story. Out independent investigation indicates Ms. Yeater never met Justin, she has consistently indentified another man as the child’s father, and Ms. Yeater and her co-conspirators hatched this scheme in order to extort money from him and to sell her story to the media,” says Bieber’s attorney Howard Weitzman.