Baby, baby, baby, oh no!
Justin Bieber has had every terrible, horrible, no good, very bad thing happen to him this year, from speeding tickets to being booed at the Billboard Music Awards. Why not just throw another paternity claim into the mix and see if anyone notices then, right?
That’s exactly what an anonymous, 25-year-old “European woman” is doing, coming forward and saying Justin Bieber is the father of her baby and seeing if anyone notices.
According to their report, the woman is claiming she copulated with Justin before he even knew the Merriam-Webster definition of the word “copulated”: Justin was 15.
It gets crazier still: She claims that the two met in South Beach, Miami at a T.G.I. Friday’s.
The underage pop star then “invited her back to his hotel room,” a source said, “spent the night with her and got her pregnant.” It was that simple.
She “gave birth to a baby girl later that year and Justin didn’t know anything about it,” the source added.
A rep for Justin is calling the claim “completely untrue.” After all, he can barely take care of a monkey, let alone another fully formed human being.