Justin Bieber Forced Bodyguards to Carry Him Across Great Wall of China

October 1, 2013 By:
Justin Bieber Forced Bodyguards to Carry Him Across Great Wall of China

The one-man circus known as Justin Bieber takes his World Tour of Insufferability to Asia this week.

Apparently Justin’s ego is too big for China, the third largest country in the world, too largesse even for its famed UNESCO World Heritage Site, the Great Wall of China because he needed—ordered!—that his crew of bodyguards carry him up its ancient steps.

And they didn’t carry him bundled up in their arms like a delicate baby—the only way you’d expect Justin to be carried. Instead he had them prop him on their shoulders, as if sitting on a throne constructed of humans.

It’s very likely we have a modern dictator on our hands. Prepare for your great grandchildren to read about him and his merciless regime in their history textbooks in 2083.