Justin Bieber Fans Attack Esperanza Spalding

February 14, 2011 By:
Justin Bieber Fans Attack Esperanza Spalding

Justin Bieber’s fans are truly die-hard. After winning “Best New Artist” at last night’s Grammy Awards, Esperanza Spalding has been getting a lot of flak.

Nerdy twelve year old girls Bieber fans spent all night bombarding Spalding’s Wikipedia page with insults. One fan even wrote, “go die in a hole”.

Overnight, Spalding has become public enemy no. 1, right up there with Kelsey Grammer and Al-Qaeda. But hey, that’s what happens when you get in the way of adolescent girls.

They’re all hyped up on Juicy Juice and Go-Gurt—you don’t wanna mess with that sh-t.

I know Bieber’s fans probably seem harmless, but I wouldn’t underestimate their power, Spalding. Don’t keep your back turned too long or you might get hit in the head with a Lisa Frank lunchbox.