Overnight, Spalding has become public enemy no. 1, right up there with Kelsey Grammer and Al-Qaeda. But hey, that’s what happens when you get in the way of adolescent girls.
They’re all hyped up on Juicy Juice and Go-Gurt—you don’t wanna mess with that sh-t.
I know Bieber’s fans probably seem harmless, but I wouldn’t underestimate their power, Spalding. Don’t keep your back turned too long or you might get hit in the head with a Lisa Frank lunchbox.