Happy Friday! Let’s celebrate the end of a long workweek by focusing on the one office employee who has it worse than you and your cubicle neighbors put together: the poor copy guy Justin Bieber.
Justin’s been jet-setting all over Europe these past seven days, bringing a shadow of controversy with him wherever he goes.
The latest was the supposed “drug bust” of his tour bus in Sweden. The local authorities raided the singer’s vehicle, allegedly finding a small amount of drugs.
It was the last straw for Justin, who made this sweeping tweet about it all in the wee hours of the morning, writing, “some of the rumors about me….where do people even get this stuff. Whatever…back to the music.”
He doesn’t specify which rumor exactly, but it arrives hot off that debacle. Justin’s denying it—with 140 characters and by brushing it all off, partying until 4 a.m.—while Swedish police contend that they did find drugs, they’re just not pressing charges.
No one knows what to do about the Biebz’s bad behavior these days, but Big Uncle Joey Fatone offered this piece of fortune cookie advice for him to nibble on: “Don’t be a douche.”
Joey said he knows Justin’s manager Scooter Braun very well, adding that “[Scooter] does as much as he can,” but like a parent who can barely make their teenager follow curfew, Scooter might be out of his league.
“[Justin’s] a kid,” Joey said. “You’re going to have fun. You’re going to lash out. You’re going to make mistakes. Everyone does.”