While in the middle of the most ridiculous episode of Jerry Spring ever (My baby daddy is a pop star! DNA! DNA! DNA!) Justin Bieber escaped the US media frenzy for a minute by heading to Belfast, Northern Ireland for the MTV Europe Music Awards.
Even though he headed to the other side of the world for the weekend, the paternity drama followed him.
Of the 20-year-old chick, Mariah Yeater, who claims her four-moth-old son is the spawn of Justin Bieber, Bieber had this to say, “There’s been a lot of crap on the internet lately, but I’ve pulled through.”
Bad choice of words Bieber, you just set yourself up for a “he may be pulling through, but he must not have pulled out! HEYOOO UP TOP!” joke. Ok that’s gross, Justin Bieber, is like what, 11?
Justin was trying to dodge the questions all night and so was his girlfriend Selena. When asked about the Bieber baby drama, Selena told Katy Perry, “He’s cute, isn’t he?” Sure, Bieber’s cute in the same way that a baby squirrel holding a tiny bottle is cute, but you’re ignoring the issue at hand!
In all seriousness, Bieber is so adamant he isn’t the baby’s father that he has agreed to a paternity test. Apparently Bieber’s legal team wants to sue Mariah Yeater for all she’s worth and she’s probably only worth about five facial piercings in sterling silver.
Bieber will take a paternity test to prove that the kid isn’t his and according to his lawyers, he is suing “to show [that] there are consequences when somebody trumps up phony, hurtful allegations against a celebrity.”
This Mariah Yeater chick is off her rocker. She apparently went Jersey Shore on her ex boyfriend when she told him the kid was his and he denied it. She was so enraged, she broke the windows of his car and beat him up, and even was arrested and charged for battery. Selena Gomez would NEVER.
Bieber already made his opinion on the subject know. Last week he talked to the hosts of the Today show and said the tryst with Mariah Yeater never took place.
“Never met the woman,” says the Biebs, “I’d just like to say, basically, that none of those allegations are true. I know that I’m going to be a target, but I’m never going to be a victim.”
“It’s crazy. Every night after the show I’m gone right from the stage right to the car, so it’s crazy that some people want to make such false allegations. To set the record straight, none of it is true,” claims Bieber.