So apparently, random pregnant chick Mariah Yeater found out her boyfriend wasn't the father of her kid and decided to pin it on someone else: superstar Justin Bieber. Why the hell not?
In 2010, a pregnant Yeater visited the home of her ex-boyfriend, John Terranova, and told him that he fathered her child, according to Lippe's grandmother. I hate that I know all of this.
TMZ talked to the grandma, Frances Lippe, who revealed that Yeater dated her grandson in high school. When Lippe visited their home in December 2010, Terranova insisted that he was not the father.
That's when the two started arguing, and Yeater broke a car window out of pure, pregnant rage. The cops were called to the scene. According to the police report, Yeater returned home and received a payment plan for the broken window. That's when she got into another fight with Terranova. She slapped him in the face three times. The producers of Teen Mom then showed up, asked how old she was, and when she said "20" they yelled "Dammit!" and left.
Okay, kidding about the last part. Well, I think I'm kidding. Who knows, this is right up their alley.
After that, Yeater was arrested and charged for battery. A court date has been set in Las Vegas, where Terranova lives. After that, the family never heard from Yetaer again. That is, until she came out with this Justin Bieber business 10 months later.
Bieber has no idea who she is. "Never met the woman," Bieber said on the Today show Friday morning.
Yeater gave birth to the baby in San Diego on July 6 and did not list a father on the birth certificate. Since she's being random, she might as well have just put Bieber's name on the birth certificate. Because, why not? Why not write, "Brad Pitt" on there, while you're at it? Or "the hot guy from that Notebook movie"?
I'm not saying I've got Bieber fever, but from the sound of it, this just seems like some whack chick looking for attention. I mean, this is the same woman whose Facebook photos include her holding her naked boobs and wrapping her face in Seran wrap. I'm just not sure that's Bieber's type.
Hey, maybe this is Justin's first prank as the new host of Punk'd.