Justin Bieber will show you how to party, Ibiza-style.
First things first, hit the surf on a jet ski because you’re all about that #beachlife
Hook up with a model. Whatever.
Get into a fight with Orlando Bloom.
Brush it off, take a selfie with a different model.
Stop to take a selfie with your bro.
Boom. Done. Posted.
Roll up on the yacht like the swag monster that you are.
Wait for the hotties to arrive.
Take selfies because the hotties are taking hella forever to arrive.
Smoke a cigar.
Take a pic with Kendall Jenner.
Take a pic with Kendall’s mom and sister.
Get so drunk, you confuse Kris Jenner for Kendall Jenner.
Wrong Jenner, breh.
Take a pic with Kanye West.
Take a better pic with Kanye West.
Wake up hungover as hell.
Throw a towel on your head because that will solve all your problems.
Realize that some chick from the night before hasn’t gone home yet.
Oh wait, she can’t, we’re on a boat.
Mope around the beach because it’s too damn bright out to be this hungover.
And then do it all over again.