Attempted Murderer Wants To Shave Bieber

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Attempted Murderer Wants To Shave Bieber
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And we thought Justin Bieber’s yellow hat was crazy…

So this convicted rapist/murderer named Dana Martin who is currently serving two life sentences in prison, has been hatching a plan to have Justin Bieber kidnapped and castrated. We reported this terrifying story back in December and thought the threat was gone, unfortunately, the Bieber murder plot is “still on.”

For whatever reason, Details magazine, which usually writes stories about skinny ties and scotch drinks, just did a jailhouse interview with Dana who revealed that he’s still trying to capture Bieber, because he doesn’t like Bieber’s new image.

Apparently we aren’t the only ones who can’t stand Bieber’s bratty faux bad boy attitude. Dana reportedly says he’s still got a hit on Bieber “because he changed, that made me angry.”

We seriously hope Bieber doesn’t leave his bodyguard's side, because this Dana dude is a scary combination of ultra fan/murderer.

He has a tattoo of Bieber on his calf, which he keeps shaved, because well, we’ll let him explain why:

“I shaved it for you,” Dana told the Details reporter, “I always tell people you need to have a shaved Bieber. Believe me, you do not want a hairy Bieber.”

Luckily for him, Bieber couldn’t be hairy if he tried. Exhibit A: his non-existent stache.

At the end of last year, Dana tried to have two henchmen go after Bieber during his Madison Square Garden performance, but luckily for the Biebs, the cops got to the guys before they got to Bieber after Dana was caught bragging about the murder plot to prison guards.

The moral of this story obviously is: You do not want a hairy Bieber.

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