An Animated Breakdown of the Supposed Justin & Selena Text Feud

January 21, 2014 By:
An Animated Breakdown of the Supposed Justin & Selena Text Feud
Image By: Noel Vasquez

Yesterday, RadarOnline.com released what they claim to be five pages of texts between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.

The texts are angry, hostile, and feature dick pics. It’s absolute chaos.

Here are the texts in their entirety. We took some creative liberties with the GIFs, but the text is word-for-word Jelena (that’s the Justin/Selena couple name for you non-Beliebers out there). All cursing and bad grammar has remained intact to preserve the integrity of the conversation.

 

Justin: Baby come on. I love you.

 

Selena: I don’t buy that bullshit anymore. I was honest with you and I gave you a second chance. All my friends were right. You’re such an asshole.

 

Justin: You’re all I need right now. I know I can make it right with you.

 

Selena: U r a drug addict. U need help.

 

Justin: Come on. Don’t tell me you don’t miss this [attaches dick pic].

 

Selena: Stop it. You need to listen to scooter and go to rehab. U r sick.

 

Justin: Rehab? Fuck that! I make that fucker so much money.

 

Justin: Cum on baby [attaches another dick pic].

 

Selena: Why r u sending these to me. We r done. And how can u let [Lil] Za take the fall for your actions.

 

Selena: U need to grow the fuck up. I hope you get jail time. U deserve it at this point.

 

Justin: FUCK YOU!!! I need to grow up?! HA ok! Enjoy life with OUT ME BITCH! Fuck you. Fuck Scooter Fuck all y’all IAM DONE!

 

Selena: Good!! Go “retire” or whatever bullshit attention ur trying to get.

 

Justin: Can’t hear you over my cash, babe! You’re only famous cuz of me. You know it. I know. Everybody knows. Bye.

 

Selena: I know all about Kristina btw. Fuck u.

 

Justin: Nah. Go fuck someone else. Keep that talentless pussy away from me!

END SCENE.