Just plain stupid

Crack head druggie Pete Doherty is in trouble for walking out of a designer store without paying for his goods.

The troubled Babyshambles rocker reportedly picked out a coat, a watch and two scarves at a swanky Burberry store in Austria - then strolled out without paying for the scarves. A shop worker told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It was bizarre. He paid for the coat and watch but then walked out with two scarves.

"He took a pink one and one for himself that should have cost $215."

Shop workers called the police to arrest the wild star, who is thought to have rekindled his romance with supermodel Kate Moss, who when confronted about his actions told officers he had simply "forgot" to pay. Ah ha, ya sure...forgot, memory loss is usually a common after-effect of crack heads

Damn! What does a girl have to do these days in Hollywood to strike some gold? You either have to sleep with a famous celebrity and get impregnated to get good roles like our pal Katie Holmes did, or maybe we can just pose nude in Rolling Stones and start hanging out with Paris Hilton like Kristen Cavawho, or perhaps we can just get a face transplant like Isabelle Dinoire did.

The woman who got the first face transplant is poised to become the world's next rich person. She's now house hunting for a place outside Paris. Offers include a book, a documentary and a movie. Lawyers in France are already negotiating with producers in Hollywood.

Well that’s just great! (I’m being sarcastic!)Excuse me while I cry to myself in my cubicle for the millions that I don’t have and the parties I’m not invited to!

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This quote speaks for itself:

"Did you ever go to the circus and see how many clowns come out of a single car?" Bush asked his Cabinet at a meeting last month. "There's like, tons! From one little car! What if we got a bunch of these cars and let homeless people live in them. Wouldn't that be great?"

The President continued, "They're healthy. Energetic. So it must be pretty comfortable in there. And what's more, they can all drive around together and look for jobs! Talk about car pooling!' "When the President gets really excited about an idea like this, there's no point telling him that the clowns don't really live in the car, and that it has a false bottom," the official said.

Classic!