Julianne Hough must still think she’s living in Kansas (she’s from Kansas, or something, right? With the blonde hair and the naivety, we just assumed) because she left $100,000 worth of fine jewelry just sitting on the seat of her car and it was stolen!

First of all, Ryan Seacrest gifted that jewelry to Julianne, probably as a V-Day gift, we’re not sure – just go with it, and while Julianne was visiting a friend in Hollywood and her car was parked in the apartment complex lot, the goods were stolen.

She drives a Mercedes, by the way. 

After several hours, Julianne returned to her car to see that the door was wide open and the jewels were missing! Help, there’s a jewel thief on the loose!

First of all, Julianne. Why are you leaving $100K of anything just sitting on the seat of your car while you go anywhere in Hollywood?

Dear Readers, we know that Hollywood sounds like a glamorous place, but the actual city of Hollywood is arguably one of the more dangerous-ish districts in LA. Especially that block between Hollywood High and the Dolbe theater. We got mugged outside the Chick-fil-A one time!

Anyways, it’s unclear what kind of jewelry was lifted or if Julianne left her car unlocked in the first place. Damn trusting Kansas folk.