Man Gets 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts' Face

March 16, 2011 By:
Man Gets 82 Tattoos of Julia Roberts' Face
Julia Roberts is all over a new man. Literally.

Chilean newspaper salesman, Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, has a whopping 82 tattoos of Roberts’ face all over his body. When I look at that picture, all I can hear is the music from Cape Fear.

Bukovic said, “The woman is great, she’s beautiful.”

After the first tattoo, I’m sure his family thought, “Ok. That's weird, but I guess it’s original.” The second one was teetering on obsessive, but yeah…after the third, his family really should’ve had an intervention.

I mean, this is the kind of guy, who, when you realize the extent of his insanity, you just put your hands up, slowly back away from, and say you don’t want any trouble. Not that it would be less creepy if he was good looking, but…actually, yeah, I think that might help.

"Once I was talking to him about 'Pretty Woman,'" said Bukovic’s tattoo artist. "And no, he doesn't like me to talk about Julia Roberts [in that film] because she's a prostitute there.

This is why I don't leave the country.