Joss Stone was hand-picked by the royals to sing at their wedding, so it takes a lot to impress her. A kidnapping and robbery plot works.
Stone became the target of an alleged violent robbery plot and insisted she was fine shortly after the incident.
Two men were charged with conspiracy to commit bodily harm and rob the singer. Police later found notes that detailed plans to "rob and kill" her and "find a river to dump her in."
So what does Joss think about the whole thing?
"People are mental, man. But it's alright. This is another story I can add to my list of stories. It makes my life so much more interesting."
This attitude makes me miss smoking weed. Because if something like this happened to me, I would never leave the house again. But Joss is playing it cool: "You can't fret about things that didn't happen, it just seems a bit silly."
She even joked about being flattered over the incident:
"You know, one could say I might take that as a compliment, I don't know how, but I'm figuring it out."
All this time I thought imitation was the highest form of flattery. Turns out it's dumping someone's body in a river.