Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is a Time-Traveling Old-Timey Gentleman

March 6, 2014 By:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is a Time-Traveling Old-Timey Gentleman
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt does not belong in this world.

He’s a classy, timeless wonder who should be sashaying around a parlor with Ginger Rogers and barking orders at a nameless “piano man” in the corner.

JGL, you are a time-traveling old-timey gentleman, and don’t think you’re fooling us for one second.

 

LOOK. BOWTIES.

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SMIRKS.

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He understands how important dance moves are in a gentleman’s repertoire.

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He’s from an era when men graced the Broadway stage.

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He knows how to twirl a woman!

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He will bow in the presence of a lady!

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Let’s see that in action.

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Oh, and then he mugged for the camera like a career magician!

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Oh, PINSTRIPES.

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He’s the kind of guy who can’t go out without two GALS on his arms.

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But he’s also a straight man who knows how to shimmy.

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He’s just dapper, but in a court jester kind of way.

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You show us another millennial who can do bell kicks and we'll show you a LIAR!

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There’s that smirk again.

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HAND IN POCKET!

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Singing while wearing tuxedos?!

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Oh, the elegance.

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He lives his life in black and white.

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That is NOT the smile of a man born in the '80s.

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Someone take the cigars off the ice, because JGL is too cool.

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