Joseph Gordon-Levitt does not belong in this world.
He’s a classy, timeless wonder who should be sashaying around a parlor with Ginger Rogers and barking orders at a nameless “piano man” in the corner.
JGL, you are a time-traveling old-timey gentleman, and don’t think you’re fooling us for one second.
He understands how important dance moves are in a gentleman’s repertoire.
He’s from an era when men graced the Broadway stage.
He knows how to twirl a woman!
He will bow in the presence of a lady!
Let’s see that in action.
Oh, and then he mugged for the camera like a career magician!
He’s the kind of guy who can’t go out without two GALS on his arms.
But he’s also a straight man who knows how to shimmy.
He’s just dapper, but in a court jester kind of way.
You show us another millennial who can do bell kicks and we'll show you a LIAR!
There’s that smirk again.
HAND IN POCKET!
Singing while wearing tuxedos?!
Oh, the elegance.
He lives his life in black and white.
That is NOT the smile of a man born in the '80s.
Someone take the cigars off the ice, because JGL is too cool.