Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals Secret Girlfriend

September 26, 2013 By:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals Secret Girlfriend
Image By: Getty Images

This just in: Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a secret girlfriend. Spoiler: IT’S NOT YOU.

On Howard Stern’s XM radio show, Joseph revealed that he is in a relationship, but her name isn’t any more relevant to your life than another stranger’s is because it’s not like we would know who she is—she’s “not in show business,” he said.

Guess we’ll never know who the current Don Jane to this Don Jon is…at least not in the immediate future.

The conversation eventually turned to commitment and marriage, which Joseph admitted he’s steering clear of for the time being.

“I like to not be too committed to any one future that’s really far away, necessarily,” he answered, “unless there’s a reason, which is why I’m saying if you’re going to raise a family…I can make that commitment.”

Joseph is notoriously private about his love life and generally becomes evasive when questioned about it in the press.

When asked by Out magazine this month about the gay rumors that surround him, he responded that if he were to confirm anything about his sexuality, that would “be really tacky.”

His belief is that if the media ever made him feel pressured into answering a question as such, “they would win,” he said.