From his shirtless saxophoning on “SNL” to his countless ding-a-ling displays on the streets, Jon Hamm is full of surprises.
But the actor has now been ordered to conceal his junk, for the public’s well-being. According to a new report, Hamm was told by “Mad Men” staff to where underwear to conceal his “impressive anatomy”—that is, if you haven't got it yet, his pride and joy peen.
The New York Daily News has the bizarre update from the small screen star’s professional life.
“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination,” a source at the AMC network where “Mad Men” airs said. “Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear.”
What’s more is that during the first two seasons of the show (now in its sixth run), graphics experts had to go in and Photoshop Hamm’s crotch so as to hide his man unit from pronunciation.
As crazy as this sounds, anyone familiar with the actor’s paparazzi shots will note that Jon Hamm and underwear coming together is about as rare as a rollerblading whale.
In fact, any time the actor is photographed, it’s almost hard not to notice the impressively pronounced shaft, head and—sometimes—nads of the TV stud.
So, sorry, kids. No wang for you this time!
“His privates are the inside joke,” the source said, adding Hamm “knows what he’s got.”