America got the short end of the stick when it comes to the hotness levels of its reality stars.
This is Dan Osborne.
He's on the reality show "The Only Way Is Essex" which is like the "Jersey Shore" of the UK.
Dan is really hot.
Like a buff and less-douchey Diplo.
Anyways, the point we're making here is…
Why does the UK get such hot reality stars like Dan?
When America's only reality eye candy is this:
And this guy:
Thanks America FOR NOTHING!