How Come US Reality Stars Don't Look Like This?

August 14, 2014 By:
How Come US Reality Stars Don't Look Like This?
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America got the short end of the stick when it comes to the hotness levels of its reality stars. 

 

This is Dan Osborne.

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He's on the reality show "The Only Way Is Essex" which is like the "Jersey Shore" of the UK.

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Dan is really hot.

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Like a buff and less-douchey Diplo.

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Anyways, the point we're making here is…

 

Why does the UK get such hot reality stars like Dan?

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When America's only reality eye candy is this:

A&E

 

And this:

A&E

 

This guy:

TLC

 

This guy:

A&E

 

Him:

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This dude:

Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images
 

Him:

Valerie Macon/Getty Images

 

This dude:

Ethan Miller/Getty Images

 

This guy:

Anna Webber/Getty Images

 

Him:

David Becker/Getty Images

 

And this guy:

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Thanks America FOR NOTHING!