I don’t know what to believe anymore. Aside from the fact that we don’t have an official statement about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’s break-up (thank you Seal and Heidi Klum for divorcing via official statement, you made it super convenient for bloggers) we’ve just assumed that Depp and Paradis have basically split up. But now, Vanessa Paradis called the rumors “false”? Is this a lost-in-translation thing or are her and Depp actually still together?
Today, Paradis appeared on French TV show, Le Grand Journal and when the host asked about “the separation with Johnny Depp” and how she handles “the rumors” Paradis responded with, “it depends which rumor.”
Okay, Paradis, I dunno how they do in France, but Johnny Depp is like one of our biggest celebrities, so when we say “the rumors” we’re talking about the one that says that the two of you have separated after being together for 14 years.
Anyways, Paradis continued, “Here, this is one which could hurt my family. After that…they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I’m in my 12th pregnancy.”
Okay, I literally have no idea what she’s talking about. Tell us about the break-up!!!
So the TV host pressed again and asked, “to finish the rumors off, they are false?”
“Yes, they are false,” says Paradis.
Too bad we have no idea which rumor she’s referring to. Could it be a translation issue? Le sigh, if only we spoke French.