Every summer for the past 10 years we hear a rumor about how Johnny Depp is going to marry his longtime love Vanessa Paradis. And every Fall we forget they're still not married.
Johnny and Vanessa have been together for 12 years and have two kids together, so why won't he marry her already?! "I never found myself needing that piece of paper," he tells Extra.
"Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don't need somebody to say, okay you're married."
Good point Johnny! They took the Brangelina route before Brangelina was Brangelina, and their relationship has outlasted 90% of the marriages in Hollywood.
But, he added that "if Vanessa wanted to get hitched" he would at the altar waiting for her. But the chances of that happening are super slim because he'd "be so scared of ruining her last name. She's got such a good last name."
Aww he's sweet, sexy, funny and loyal?! Can Johnny be any more perfect?!